I have been deceiving myself for a while now. I'm not actually fat.
Turns out i'm fucking OBESE. It's a not so proud day for me; I can now officially shop at Walmart and "fit in" to the crowd - so to speak.
It's hard to acknowledge this without wanting to just crawl into bed and cry for a couple of days. But crying doesn't help - unless of course it burns a lot of calories. So instead, I'm off to boot camp on monday. 1 Hour of forced exercise 3 times a week.
Let's hope my heart doesn't give out.
My blog will now publish my daily weigh-in in hopes that a little humiliation will prevent me from going to the candy machine.
An atheist view of a theist world - with a side of heavy sarcasm
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